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Jokes, jokes, and jokes!

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  • 07-08-2008 4:35 AM In reply to

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    Tawa ako ng tawa sa mga jokes nyo kala tuloy ng ate ko nababaliw na ko..
    siLenT waTer runS deeP
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  • 07-08-2008 8:33 AM In reply to

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    Oo nga. Panalo mga jokes dito. Thanks for posting. Just what we need after a stressful day. ^_^ 

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  • 07-15-2008 4:10 AM In reply to

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    ryuchi:
    Q: Ano first name ni Squall?
    A: Piolopa Squall
    Nabasa na ba ito ni Lara-san?? Hahahaha, ang kokorni nung names pero natatawa ako mag-isa. Sa kakapigil, naluluha na ako. Hari ka ng mais!!

    Gusto ko rin yung joke ni aoi-san na hindi daw sya marunong magviolin pero di daw nya pinagsisigawan. Haneeeep, talino!

     

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  • 07-15-2008 6:55 AM In reply to

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    Demonyo dumating sa park

     

     

    Pari: Sa kapangyarihan at paniniwala ko, umalis ka demonyo! Alis!!!!

    Demonyo:

     

     

    "Wow naman!!!...

     

    ...Parang sa kanya yung park ah!!!

     

    ang yabang!!!"

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    A CUTE STORY

     

    Lolo and lola agreed to recall their first meeting 50 years ago to make it yesterday once more. Lolo waited beside the river with flowers but lola didn't arrive. 

    Pag-uwi ni lolo, nasa bed si lola nakahiga yakap ang unan. Nagalit si lolo at tinapon ang flowers sa floor, "baket di ka sumipot sa lakad naten?!". Lola covered her face with the unan and pa-shy-shy na sumagot,

    "di me pinayagan ni mama eh!" XD

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    Bakla1: Hoy bakla, balita ko pinasok daw ng guwapong nakahubad ang kuwarto mo kagabi ah.

    Bakla2: Oo nga eh! Kaya nagtatakbo ako palabas. Ikaw... ano gagawin mo sa ganung sitwasyon?

    Bakla1: Eh di tulad mo rin......................................

     

     

     

     

    Magsisinungaling! Malandi ka!

     

     

     

     
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  • 07-15-2008 7:24 AM In reply to

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    nyahahaha! bentang benta sakin ung demonyo!! wahahaha! ang galing! XD 

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  • 07-15-2008 8:41 AM In reply to

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    ang kulit nung demonyo!! nyahahahaha!!! XD 

    -- The heart can believe what the mind can't explain. --
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  • 07-15-2008 8:47 AM In reply to

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    Cute ba ako?

     

    If YES, wag na kayo magreply!

     

    If NO, ipost niyo dito ang Tagalog ng mga sumusunod:

    - dinosaur

    - cake

    - roller coaster

    - toothpaste

    - calculator

    - remote control

    - aquarium

    GO!

    Nyahahaha! XD

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  • 07-16-2008 8:27 AM In reply to

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    fujiringo:

    Cute ba ako?

     

    If YES, wag na kayo magreply!

     

    If NO, ipost niyo dito ang Tagalog ng mga sumusunod:

    - dinosaur

    - cake

    - roller coaster

    - toothpaste

    - calculator

    - remote control

    - aquarium

    GO!

    Nyahahaha! XD

     

    Aghh... grabe. Di ko kayang tagalugin ito Super Angry

     

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  • 07-16-2008 8:36 AM In reply to

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    @ Wigent-san - Aba talagang Tatagalugin nga! Nyahahaha! XD

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  • 07-27-2008 10:53 AM In reply to

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    A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

    "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

    The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

    Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

    The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

    The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

    "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

    The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

    On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"


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  • 07-27-2008 7:51 PM In reply to

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    gahahahaa!!!! sarap sunugin ng kaluluwa ni manong lawyer!! haha!! ang damot!! hahahaha! XD
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  • 07-28-2008 7:40 AM In reply to

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     Juan: Itay, pinagalitan ako ng Teacher ko!
    Tatay: Bakit?
    Juan: Hinalikan ko po ang Classmate ko.
    Tatay: Itong anak ko, manang-mana sa akin. Hehehe. Eh, masarap din ba?
    Juan: Opo, Pogi po siya.

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    2 Bisaya naglalakad sa isang parking lot...

    Dodong: Bai, ganda ng kutsi ba! Ke miyor sigoro itu!
    Dadang: Dili, bai.
    Dodong: Ke hipi?
    Dadang: Ay sus! Tonto ka man bai! Ke father yan! Dili mo ba nakita yung ginasulat dito sa likod ng kutsi? Ayan oh, "SAFARI"!

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    "Filipino class"

    Guro: juan, magbigay ng pangungusap na may tayutay...
    Juan: Ahem.. "Ang tatay ay nadapa.. Tayo tay!!! Tayo tay!!!"

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    Pacman and a reporter in an interview

    Reporter: Manny, Manny, Manny, Manny, Manny!

    Pacman: ano po iyon?

    Reporter: what can you say about the peace and order in General Santos?

    Pacman: uhm, the peace is ok, pero ang order mahirap. walang umo-order nang tilapia.

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    Sa isang Language class...

    TITSER: Can anyone give me an example of a continuity sentence?

    *Taas ng kamay si Juan*

    JUAN: Ma'am, ah... My teacher is beautiful, ISN'T SHE?

    TITSER: Very good, Juan! Now translate it into Tagalog!

    JUAN: Maganda ang aking guro, HINDI NAMAN 'DI BA?

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    Sa isang Spanish class...

    TITSER: Class, use "fuera" in a sentence.

    *Taas ng kamay si Juan*

    JUAN: Mi maestras son bonitas. (My teachers are beautiful.)

    TITSER: Oh, that's very flattering, Juan! But where's "fuera"?

    JUAN: FUERA ka!      

     
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  • 07-29-2008 12:01 PM In reply to

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    @spitz-san: nag adik adik ka n nmn sa mga lawyer jokes! hehehe

    fujiringo:
    JUAN: Mi maestras son bonitas.

    Kung tama pag kakaalala ko s 15 units worth kong Spanish education, mali ang grammar nito! wahahaha

     

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  • 07-30-2008 7:10 AM In reply to

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    astig ng mga jokes haha..XD 
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  • 08-25-2008 11:55 PM In reply to

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    grabeh! buhaying ang thread na to! buhayin! buhayin! XD

    namimiss ko na yung mga text jokes T__T bakit kasi hindi uso dito yan. at bihira ako makakita ng jokes dito. ni wala ngang joke book T^T

     nakakatawa talaga XD salamat sa mga nagpost!! XD



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